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no sounds of life are heard on this open sea of mercury. the wind carries the groans of the dead. surface reflects solitude. each wave hitting harder. i am the daring captain of this vessel. sailing through the veins of treason, i clench the wheel in one hand and my skeleton in the other. in the calm of the ocean floor, the anchor dances with the reef. the cabin floods through the porthole. breathe freezes in my throat. hold tight to the sails, i see the sun rising. caught in the aftermath, our cries summoned the sharks. they circle as the fog swarms. we left the lifeboats on the shores' safe keep.